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leggingsdisguisedtolooklikejeans:

leggingsdisguisedtolooklikejeans:

leggingsdisguisedtolooklikejeans:

leggingsdisguisedtolooklikejeans:

my dad came home from work with a 4 foot tall stuffed banana

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and i mean my dad’s a software engineer

so all in all this is highly suspicious

i asked my dad about the banana and

apparently every so often, the engineers pair up and do “paired programming” except there’s an odd number of engingeers

so someone gets paired with the banana

(Source: nerdiegirlie, via inkedharuld)

titytwochainz:

I’m not the type to just agree with somebody cause I fuck with them. I don’t want those types of people around me either. 

(via delafro)

oiruman:

ufoattack:

oiruman:

i am kind of sad ok

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this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck

thank you

(via stability)

jerryspringers:

when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering

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(via lolsofunny)

londongrimshaw:

[falls in the shower] parkour

(via suspend)

"She’s my sister, she would never hurt me.”

(Source: amuliapond, via fahrlight)

saladder:

people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level

(via stability)

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